"Liam, liam, LEEYUM!"

"Hands and knees for two days straight"

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

georgiaokweeffe:

death-pup:

quickweaves:

Who wrote this

this is art

IM SCREAMING

georgiaokweeffe:

death-pup:

quickweaves:

Who wrote this

this is art

IM SCREAMING

harryedward:

Everyone gettin dropped YAAAS bitch

harryedward:

Everyone gettin dropped YAAAS bitch

zanemalicks:

pakistan, ferguson, and palestine 

3 places thousands of miles way from each other each with citizens being murdered or severely injured for gathering PEACEFULLY in order to gain basic human rights.

this is happening simultaneously and yall still fuckin sleep???

fattysaid:

Sources to keep you informed and updated about the situation in Pakistan. This list will be continuously updated to include the latest and most reliable sources. Please drop me a message or leave a comment on this post regarding any source which you think should be on the list…

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.